I bought you last August
and used you 1nce
for PB + J.
Where did that sandwich go?
the Bread, white, is gone.
the Jam, strawberry, is gone.
the Knife, plastic, is gone.
Yet you, creamy, are still here.
28 ounces.
Your jar says you expire 06/25/09.
I should have 04/07/00 to eat you.
Om nom nom.
But
Salmonella
could poison
your sanctuary of pleasurable delight
irrevocably.
Om nom nom nomore.
Some people have no security:
financial, physical, emotional.
I have no peanut butter security.
I want to solve that crisis,
I want to solve this crisis.
When will I learn
just to watch the butterflies?
- The 901 Blogger (1990-)

(1990-2009)****
ReplyDeleteEy, fella!
ReplyDeleteStick that blade way in.
Oooh, pull that glob all around
Sniff!
Smell like peanuty?
All is well.
Until good ole salmonella
Takes you to hell
vr
way cool poem.
ReplyDeletelunch for me lately: peanut butter, sliced apple, and honey on whole grain bread. mmmm yum.
choosy mothers choose Jiff,
and no problems with it
have made anyone a stiff.